Posted 2 hours ago
Apropos of nothing, but you wanted asks: Why, based on your infinite wisdom and fiendish cleverness, do capybaras not get more love? By their very nature, they're the perfect size and shape for maximizing cuteness/volume, show their benevolence through lazy floating and a love for frozen treats, and, like people who appear in infomercials, could probably be totally fierce, but have graciously deigned to brighten our lives. How come they don't get recognition? (Apologies for topic, but... srsl?)
exasperatedcultist asked

transgirltumbling:

First of all, I haven’t been following you, which is CLEARLY a mistake on my part, so that’s fixed.  Apologies, because if this ask is any indication, you are of my people.

So, why don’t people give more love to the majestic capybara?  It’s a good question, and after a period of serious meditation and introspection I’ve decided it’s because they don’t were tiny red satin capes and monocles.  In fact, it’s the fear that they may someday develop an interest in tiny red satin capes and monocles that make people naturally averse to them. Primarily because, once that happens, all productivity on the earth stops because people couldn’t take their eyes off of them.

The lack of attention would then cause the cats to revolt, leading to a thousand years war.  After much pain, bloodshed, and name calling, the shattered remains of the world would have to try to rebuild, but who has time for that when there are capybaras walking around with tiny red (but tattered) satin capes and monocles!?

People are weird. I love them.

Posted 1 week ago
Would u ever date a black man with a bbc? I think they're too big but im curious
Anonymous asked

transgirltumbling:

I’m not so much poly and I’m stupidly overjoyed with being with my wife, so I don’t go on dates.  That’s said, I’m going to treat your question with the seriousness that I’m quite sure you must have meant.  I mean, you did thoughtfully use the acronym bbc to refer to a big black cock (unless you meant British Broadcasting Company which I’m having trouble understanding), so I’d imagine you are likely kind of a shy if you can’t type the word cock.

If I were dating, I’d date anyone that I’m attracted to on a physical and mental level.  I’m attracted to all kinds of bodies and attitudes so the playing field is pretty large there.  Your assertion that they also have a big black cock is not only crude, offensive, and pretty assaulting, but also conflates dating with sex. That’s not how it works for me.

Simply, I don’t peruse a menu of cock sizes and colors when determining who to date.  I might do that if I were looking for a sexual partner, but I don’t usually eat at the kind of restaurants where they have those kinds of menus.  It’s more likely that I’d want to date someone that just happened to be black and who also eventually identified their genitals with the word ‘cock’.  We’d hang out, watch some movies, tell jokes, share personal stories or thoughts, throw pretzels at each other, you know what I mean … foreplay.  Then one thing would lead to another and I’d eventually see what was in their pants.  What I find there wouldn’t likely affect my stance on dating them.  Big or small, innie or outtie, if I get to the point that I’m in your pants, I like you enough to pleasure the hell out of whatever I find there.

Lol

Posted 1 week ago

Missing the wife. transgirltumbling come back soon ladykins!

Posted 2 weeks ago

thefrogman:

[reddit]

Me after a few drinks

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Posted 2 weeks ago

I am not a trap.

midnight-son:

kiriamaya:

I am not a “sh*m*le”.

I am not “really a man”, or partly a man, or born-a-man, or a gay man in denial, or any sort of man or man-related concept at all.

I am not “in drag”.

I am not “the best of both worlds”.

I am not “confused”. (If anyone’s confused, it’s you.)

I am not “fake”.

I am not an “it”.

I am not up for debate.

I am a woman. Period.

Well said.

The fact that people say these things to these women makes me so angry. If she says she is a woman… She is a fucking woman. Deal with it!

Posted 2 weeks ago

hellabloggin:

when did potatoes learn how to run

Squee!

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Posted 2 weeks ago

babycarwee:

I LOVE THIS OMFG

Aaaaaaagh!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 2 weeks ago

Lovely!

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Posted 2 weeks ago

transgirltumbling:

Make. It. Stop.

Cannot stop laughing

Posted 2 weeks ago
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

thattallnerdygirl:

-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 



THAT CARTOONI LIKE ITANOTHER


Wheeeeeeee

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

thattallnerdygirl:

-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

THAT CARTOON
I LIKE IT
ANOTHER

Wheeeeeeee