Hey there cute little baby sloth
OK NO I HAVE HAD THIS HAMBURGER FOR TWENTY MINUTES AND EVERY TIME I GO TO EAT IT I FIND MYSELF DISTRACTED WITH SOMETHING I AM SO ANGRY.
aRE YOU FUCKIN-
if you are reading this i have given up trying to eat this hamburger
he has taken nesting to my jacket
i have taken to this hamburger. i love him. his name is gregory.
he longs for his hamburger brethren
i know what i must do
BE FREE MY CHILD
MAY I HAVE RAISED YOU BETTER THAN MY OWN PARENTS RAISED ME
WELL HERE IT FUCKING IS. THIS. THIS IS MY CLAIM TO FAME. THIS IS HOW I WILL BE REMEMBERED. 10,000+ NOTES LATER AND I AM FOREVER THE FUCKING HAMBURGER GUY.
I like chasing my wife up the stairs at bedtime. I am slow so I have invented a noise that will scare her ten steps away. Rawr.
Hey! I’m Brooke and this picture of me is from around the time I started HRT. Please love yourselves, you so totally deserve it!
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(Image is of a woman sitting a table about to enjoy some delicious Indian food. She’s wearing a black tank top with a red cover. She has a heart pendant hanging from a gold chain around her neck and wears dark-framed glasses. She’s got brownish-blondie hair and a big ol’ grin on her face.)
My loooooovely wife!